Be serious.

What are the magic words that I can use to convince people how important this next election in Arkansans is?

I guess all I can say is that we get what we deserve. I whole-heartedly endorse Ms. Joyce Elliott and I hope you all will join me in helping her get elected. She will be replacing the beloved Congressman Vic Snyder. Her opponent, T1m Gr1ffin, does not have our state's interests in mind.

If anyone is down with organizing a small, intimate fundraising mixer for Ms. Elliott, please contact me! We can make it an affair with people we know and care about, instead of stuffy soiree.